….that we were unable to use these cartoons in our fine publication. They fell short, one way or another, of our nonpareil standards. After all, we are dealing with an overwhelming volume of cartoon submissions; and one can hardly be expected to run every scrap from hoardes of no-talent aspirants.
However, we may on occasion graciously vouchsafe our invaluable critique of an eighty-sixed opus posted here by this soi disant artist. Like they say in down-market eateries, ”enjoy!”