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As an astute mega-mogul, Mr. T. instinctively moved on without delay to step 2:  dump liabilities onto someone else.

“Hmmm….” he mused.  “How can I unload that poisoned aardvark meat?…..  Let’s see….yeah, foist it off as steaks under my premium ‘Triumph Steaks’ brand… and feature their exclusive mystery ingredient! ”