Chicken Picasso attends the hatching of a remote relative.
Paddleboarding on the Petaluma River .Continue reading
“My… would you just look at the time!”
Even though he hates Kentucky Fried Chicken, he doesn’t let the name bother him.
Back in 2007 I painted up this goofy, freely conceived sketch for a couple of relatives. Just felt like doing something fast & fun. I grew up with chickens. I like chickens. I live in Petaluma. I painted this chicken.
Ignoring realism, lighting, perspective, and the rest — it turned out both eyes ended up on the same side of the head, as in portraits by Picasso. So I named him Chicken Picasso.
Wholesome Kremlin secretary interprets dictation from boss …
This is Vladimir. Note to Asset Alpha: LOCK HER UP! Women should’ve all been locked up years ago.
“Vladimir here. Note to Asset Alpha: I’ve been looking at the polls. Do not go gentle into that good night. Get the Proud Boys and keep up the fight!”