“My… would you just look at the time!”
CHICKEN PICASSO AT PETALUMA TOWN CLOCK
CHICKEN PICASSO ON KENTUCKY ST IN PETALUMA
Even though he hates Kentucky Fried Chicken, he doesn’t let the name bother him.
CHICKEN PICASSO
Back in 2007 I painted up this goofy, freely conceived sketch for a couple of relatives. Just felt like doing something fast & fun. I grew up with chickens. I like chickens. I live in Petaluma. I painted this chicken.
Ignoring realism, lighting, perspective, and the rest — it turned out both eyes ended up on the same side of the head, as in portraits by Picasso. So I named him Chicken Picasso.
CHICKEN PICASSO: SELFIES DON’T LIE
As Chicken Picasso is our witness, and Dalì can attest, time – that great thief – will have its way
VLADIMIR TO ASSET ALPHA no.4
You may be the greatest president since Abraham Lincoln, but I am the greatest ruler since Ivan the Terrible!
KREMLIN TO ASSET ALPHA
Wholesome Kremlin secretary interprets dictation from boss …
VLADIMIR TO ASSET ALPHA no. 2
This is Vladimir. Note to Asset Alpha: LOCK HER UP! Women should’ve all been locked up years ago.
VLADIMIR TO ASSET ALPHA
“Vladimir here. Note to Asset Alpha: I’ve been looking at the polls. Do not go gentle into that good night. Get the Proud Boys and keep up the fight!”
JOAN OF AOC
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Just so there is no confusion, I’m a great admirer of AOC.
ART BY ADRIAN RUYLE 