You may be the greatest president since Abraham Lincoln, but I am the greatest ruler since Ivan the Terrible!
Wholesome Kremlin secretary interprets dictation from boss …
This is Vladimir. Note to Asset Alpha: LOCK HER UP! Women should’ve all been locked up years ago.
“Vladimir here. Note to Asset Alpha: I’ve been looking at the polls. Do not go gentle into that good night. Get the Proud Boys and keep up the fight!”