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We almost liked the idea of an iPhone tapping on the derrière of a nubile young woman each time a call came in. Unfortunately, in today’s climate of #metoo, it was felt to be too un-pc for publication.
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It was felt here that the subject was a bit too bucolic for the New Yorker viewer — a cosmopolitan urban sophisticate who would regard an actual cow as I view an actual butterfly — as a curiosity, through a lorgnette, as it were.
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How is one to relate to this lame attempted personification of cold automatons? We would prefer a homier, whimsical topic like “I caught a hangnail while opening the mail this morning” .
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Mr Tilley regrets …. Oops — That’s a bit premature. This submission is under careful consideration, of course. However, verbum sapiente, watch this space!
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Presumably, these phantasmagorical paintings are what the artist sees through his new , up-to-the-minute META glasses. But isn’t that an intended depiction of Salvador Dalì ? He saw things in a weird way even before the advent of trendy tech enhancements like META. Does that not vitiate the point? Our award -winning panel thought so.
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